Dear DubCentral

Here`s some comments we`ve had about the blogger from old & new friends over the last few months.

Chris & Joanne

Your trip sounds shite. We're glad we stayed at home. All that foreign food like pizzas....yeuch!!! And the weather? Don't get me wrong, I like it warm, but not that warm. Give me a balmy 17 degrees and the easy availability of Greggs, Irn Bru, junkies and sectarianism any day. I especially thought that the whole of South America sounded like a complete waste of time and money. Once you've seen one Aztec or Mayan temple you've seen them all. The pictures of Macho Pishoo just looked like a pile of rocks with a few hills and sweaty middle class drop-outs swarming all over it. And San Fransisco sounded as if you needed to wear a full metal jacket rather than flowers in your hair. F*** that for a holiday! I'll stick to Benidorm. You can get your English breakfast, everyone speaks the King's Own, a Red Lion and a pint of bitter on every corner...and you've got the weather. What more would you want?

Anyway, I hope for your sake the second half of your trip picks up a bit so at least the year off hasn't been a complete disaster.

Cheers!

Vinny
Head of English
Larkhall High
Darkest Lanarkshire







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Dear Mr DubCentral

We haven`t taken to kindly to some of your observations and comments about our beautiful country in you so called travel journal. We have your name on a list and you will never darken our door again whilst I`m in power.

Thanks but no Thanks>



Helen Clark
Prime Minister of New Zealand<









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Hi Chris & Joanne

Enjoying reading about all your exploits, remember if you meet any good looking female capitalists who need protecting remember to pass on my name, rank and phone number. Keep safe and don’t believe half the lies they tell you.

Name: David J. Whyte
Rank: Outsider
Likes: Public Order, 60’s Beat Combos and the early works of Dostoevsky.





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Dear Chris & Joanne

Thanks again for mentioning my show in the blogger, since then it’s shot up three places in the ratings and we‘ve been nominated for a few Emmy’s. Also looks like the Mighty Thistle might get to play Rangers next season if we can win promotion. Anyway Sharon says hi and says if you can remember the third verse of “You cannae shove yer Granny” please get in touch.

Thanks again.

Craig Ferguson (a.k.a Bing Hitler)